Girls, you know how your period gives you some kind of weird confidence? The kind where you seriously don't give a shit about anything and you eat 23 chocolate chip cookies and wear sweatpants and tell little kids to fuck off? That kind of confidence? Maybe it's the hormones, I can't really be sure...
Anyways, I was sitting there, eating a chocolate chip cookie, in my sweatpants, with an Always regular absorbancy pad lining my panties and a Playtex regular absorbant tampon in my vagina... and I was just like "I'm calling him right now".
So I did. And now I have a date for tomorrow. God...I'm like Ron Burgandy on speed...I have all the confidence I need. This is amazing.
Has this ever happened to anyone else?

2 Comments:
Wow, way to go phyllis! Unfortunatley, that TOTM doesn't do the same for me....wish it did though.
Hey if you are tired of tampons and pads get one of these (I saw them in the condom (WTF?!) section at London Drugs, or at health food stores:
http://www.divacup.com/
I -swear- by mine, I will -never- go back to conventional methods ever again. Best part is...no hiding stuff in your hands or taking your purse to the bathroom, and mine has never leaked. I don't think it will take away your period-confidence either. ;)
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I have HEARD of these diva cups, and I am jealous of those who have used them. I also have heard of "the keeper", which can be found at Earth's General store.
I'm not sure why I haven't made the switch already, as these methods sound so much more environmentally accaptable (there has to be trillions of pads and tampons in our landfills and whatnot).
I will take a looksie and keep you posted if I abandon conventional methods. Hilarity will most likely ensue when the diva cup goes in upside down- or something. Thanks for the tip!
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