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Monday, November 20, 2006

i'm pretty sure us 'easy' girls get a pretty bad rap.

we should be praised for our love of sex and our unwillingness to play games and wait three dates or whatever oprah tells me i'm suppose to do.

i know people like to make that 'self-respect' argument but c'mon...are you serious? i think there's nothing more self-respecting than doing what i want to do. it's not as if i sleep with every single person i meet. i respect myself because i respect my needs.

i'll also respect you because you're making a decision based on what you want not what other people tell you it's 'appropriate' to want.

i hate to break it to you ladies...if all a guy wants from you is sex chances are you'll never hear from again whether you fuck him straight off or after the cosmo-approved three dates. jerks are jerks.

that's all i wanted to say. be nice to the 'easy' girls cuz they're the ones who like giving head. that being said boys, don't assume you're getting laid. assume that and you'll probably go home alone to jerk off and wish you'd hit the easy girl.

xo a.

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